Day Start with Quotes
I’m not addicted to drugs or alcohol, I’m addicted to escaping reality
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Once somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. she said No, but I did get the license number.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
- Robert Orben
I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do.
- Millie Bobby Brown
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
- George Carlin