Day Start with Quotes
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
- Joey Adams
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It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
- David Lee Roth
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
- Woody Allen
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
- P. J. O'Rourke