Day Start with Quotes
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard
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Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks
- Rodney Dangerfield
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
- A. J. Liebling
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov