Day Start with Quotes
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
- Douglas Adams
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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
- Sam Levenson
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
- W. C. Fields
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
- Amy Sedaris
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
- Albert Einstein